Period Support Dept.
serving noida from bangalore · open 24/7 · slightly underqualified · completely devoted
I can't be there when it hurts, so I built the version of me that can. Press nothing — just read.
If you're in pain
Heating pad — the human kind, 37°C, wraps all the way around. Water within reach, meds on schedule, blanket tucked on both sides. All movement cancelled. I can't take the cramps away, but I'd take everything else, so the only thing you'd have to do is breathe.
If you need chocolate
Mission accepted: milkybar + reese's, both, this was never a negotiation. Guard duty enabled — nobody touches them, including me, especially me. Distance just means they arrive by app instead of by boyfriend. Same love, faster delivery.
If you're hungry
Soupy maggi. Extra soupy. The only correct maggi. I'll make it wrong the first time, you'll supervise, round two will be perfect. Some couples have a song — we have a bowl of soupy maggi.
If you want to laugh
Why did your period pack a suitcase? It's on its monthly trip. Also: unlimited bicep bites are now live, both arms, no cooldown, offer valid till the cramps leave. And please take care of my cutluuusss till I come back to see them again — daddy is coming soon babyyy.
If you want to be left alone
Understood. Snacks stationed at the door, love left in the wifi. Take all the space you need — I'm not going anywhere.
If you miss me
First: the hug — the long, warm one I keep promising on every call, paid in full with interest. Then infinite cuddling, adrak chai on the stove, The Love Hypothesis finally playing, and everything you said: chest pe head rest, dabochna, bite karna — granted, granted, granted. And when it gets bad, no advice, no fixing. I'd just stay.
Sheher alag hain, par shaam wahi hai,
dard tera sahi, par parwah meri hai.
Jitni bhi ho doori, yeh vaada raha —
har mushkil mahine, main yahin ka yahin hoon.
— yours, always · mega mind · bangalore branch